Encounter Epsilon 38554B

The person who was interviewed wished to remain anonymous.

The following recording has been edited for clarity and brevity.

Interviewer: Can you tell me what happened, █████?

Anonymous: Yes, well... The day started off like any other, I suppose... I was walking to ██████ ███ after class, and I saw Master Dr. John Vella walking in the opposite direction...

* pause*

I: Yes? What happened next?

A: Well, seeing as how I am █ ██████ ██ ██████ ████ █████, ''I wanted to greet the Master as he passed by me. But...''

I: But what?

A: I... I said, "Hi, Mr. Vella!"

* At this point, the Interviewer winces. There is a pained expression on his face.*

A: ''I quickly corrected myself, of course, but as I did, I felt an enormous pain in my chest... I almost doubled over. It hurt more than anything else in my entire life.''

I: So you think...

A: Yeah, I think that Master Vella almost deconstructed me.

END OF RECORDING.